This probably won't make much sense if you are not a Seinfeld fan, but here it is anyways:

And now, some scenes from Thursday night's final episode of 'Seintanic':

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Third class passenger JERRY DAWSON after saving the life of first class girl ROSE DEWITT BENES having dinner in the first class dining hall.

JERRY DAWSON: "What's the deal with all this silverware?"

ROSE DEWITT BENES: "Jerry is quite the comedian."

PUDDY HOCKLEY: "Rose and I differ in our tastes in humor. Tell us a joke, funny man."

JERRY DAWSON: "Uhhh, okay. What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?."

ROSE BENES: "What?"

JERRY DAWSON: "Only 1,500 people went down on the Titanic."

PUDDY HOCKLEY: "I don't get it."

WAITER (to JERRY): "How do you take your caviar, sir?"

JERRY DAWSON: "Well, uhhh, I don't-"

WAITER: "That's it! NO CAVIAR FOR YOU!! ONE YEAR!!"

JERRY DAWSON (to Rose): "What is he, the Caviar Nazi?"

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JERRY DAWSON showing ROSE BENES a real party down in steerage.

Jerry offers a drink to Rose.

JERRY DAWSON: "Snapple?"

ROSE BENES: "No, thank you. Too fruity."

We see a friend of Jerry's talking to a young girl.

COSMO FABRIZIO: "Its a pizza place where you make your own pie."

The music kicks in.

ROSE BENES: "Alright! Lets get jiggy widdit!"

She begins to 'dance'. Badly. Very badly.

COSMO FABRIZIO (to Jerry): "What do you call that?"

JERRY DAWSON: "It looks like a full body dry heave."

COSMO FABRIZIO: "Thats it."

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COSMO FABRIZIO hitting golf balls off the deck into the North Atlantic.

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CAPTAIN SMITH being pressed to push the ship faster.

CAPTAIN SMITH: "I would prefer to have the boilers properly run in first."

J. BRUCE COSTANZA: "Well think about it this way. Its your last trip across the Atlantic. The press is expecting us in New York on Wednesday. Instead, we light the last boilers, barrel through the treacherous waters haphazardly, yadda yadda yadda, we make headlines."

CAPTAIN SMITH: "I'm not sure-"

J. BRUCE COSTANZA: "When the newspapers ask about it, I'll tell them it was you're idea. You will take full responsibility for this historic voyage. I won't tell them it was my idea. I'll put it in the vault! Its a vault!"

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JERRY DAWSON sketching a naked ROSE BENES.

JERRY DAWSON: "Now, this is GOOD naked."

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JERRY DAWSON and ROSE BENES make love in the back of the Saab:

ROSE BENES: "Oh. my. What was that?"

JERRY DAWSON: "That was the swirl."

ROSE BENES: "Counterclockwise?"

JERRY DAWSON: "Yes, but its not written in stone"

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Jerry and Rose on deck as the ship collides with destiny.

ROSE BENES: "Jerry, when the ship docks, I'm getting off with you."

JERRY DAWSON: "I think you just did."

ROSE BENES: "I was faking it."

A massive collision rocks the ship. JERRY and ROSE look up. A familiar voice is heard.

ICEBERG NEWMAN: "Hello, Jerry."

JERRY DAWSON: "Hello, Newman."

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CAPTAIN SMITH telling J. BRUCE COSTANZA that the ship is doomed.

J. BRUCE COSTANZA: "Why have we stopped?"

CAPTAIN SMITH: "Well, we've hit a rather rotund iceberg, and yadda yadda yadda, you'll have your headlines."

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The panic as the ship sinks.

Women and children are being lowered into the first lifeboat when J. BRUCE COSTANZA comes barrelling down the deck.

J. BRUCE COSTANZA: "OUTTA MY WAY!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"

He pushes down an old lady, runs into a little girl and pushes his way onto the lifeboat. He proceeds to lower it and begins rowing away from the ship.

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ROSE leaving PUDDY for JERRY reunite.

PUDDY HOCKLEY: "You're going to him?"

ROSE BENES: "Yes. We are broken up for the rest of the sinking."

PUDDY HOCKLEY: "Fine. He can have you, stupid."

ROSE BENES: "Fine................stupid."

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JERRY and ROSE floating in the icy North Atlantic.

ROSE lays on a piece of driftwood. JERRY is chest deep in the water.

JERRY DAWSON: "Are you sure there's not enough room on there for me?"

ROSE BENES: "No."

JERRY DAWSON: "Not even one square inch?"

ROSE BENES: "No. I don't have a square to spare."

A whale is seen floating by. It appears to be having trouble breathing. Something is obstructing its blowhole.

There's a pause.

JERRY DAWSON: "I love you, Rose."

ROSE BENES: "Lets get some ice cream."

Another pause. They see the frozen hair of COSMO FABRIZIO float by.

JERRY DAWSON (clears his throat): "I said, I love you, Rose."

ROSE BENES: "I know, I heard you the first time. Sheesh."

JERRY DAWSON: "Newman!"

Far away from the chaos is the lone lifeboat of J. BRUCE COSTANZA. He looks around and sees the carnage on the horizon.

J. BRUCE COSTANZA: "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"